It was a thing of beauty what happened back in 2003. People of all races,
nationalities, socioeconomic backgrounds, political affiliations,
religions, and any other differences you can think of that polarize us
finally agreed on one thing. We all took a stand against the syphilitic
evil of reality programming by laughing The Real Cancun out of the
Of course, any uprising of this magnitude is bound to have
opposition. The bad guys aligned themselves with the thirty-three people
left, most of them in the 14-16 year old age bracket, who still watch
eMpTyV (and buy any products that eMpTyV hawks) and a bunch of horny frat
boys waiting for something to tide them over until the next Girls Gone
Wild DVD hit the shelves.
When the smoke cleared, the good guys
victorious for a change.
Now for network television.
WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER!!!