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"Elvis used to have parties at his house and — I've told this story a million times — but they weren't really parties, because there was no chips or dip. Just Elvis and his boys watching TV, and him making funny comments, and everybody laughing at them.

Is that a party? Not really. But that's Hollywood."

The Onion's AV club does a fascinating interview with 64-year-old Teri Garr.