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Composer Hank Levine arranged and conducted the songs on Ann-Margret's sultry 1963 album Bachelor's Paradise.

In its quaint liner notes, he offers a thoughtful appraisal of the resulting artistry.

"They tell me women don't like other women with too much sex appeal. Let me tell you ladies you're missing a bet if you don't keep this recording on your phonograph every night because if all husbands feel the way I do, then, believe me, you'll see us staying home more! Oooooooh, man, yes-sireeeeee."

That's just embarrassing...