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"I want to thank Warner Brothers -- for casting me in this piece of shit."

Halle Berry gave a heartfelt speech last night. Across town from the Oscars, at the "Razzie" awards ceremony, Berry actually turned up to accept the mocking award for her performance in Catwoman.

Clutching the Oscar she won in 2002, Berry railed against Catwoman. She dragged her agent on the stage, and said "next time read the script first."

"The Academy would like its Oscar back," the announcer joked.

Link via Waxy.

Elsewhere, Berry says "it's actually good that I'm getting a Razzie this year because now I'm back at the bottom. The expectation has been taken off me..."