It's..... The happiest blog on earth

"No movie is successful without my all-powerful thumb pointing up.

No movie can succeed when my all-powerful thumb points down..."

A long, surreal cartoon called "Burton and Jefferson Meet Roger Ebert at a Party." (Or "The Thumbs of Fate!! Horror beyond imagination!")

"How sad. I leave you two to your pathetic delusions of sentience..."

See also: Reminiscing about MTV