I didn't even know the internet was on computers these days, let alone
some kind of electric mail dealie. Please send all future letters (and
642 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield USA then a zip code.
What's going on? I was trying to bid on a Weird Al Yankovic t-shirt on
Ebay, and now everyone in the world is sending me electric letters like
I'm so confused. Confused and tired.
Homer Simpson, local man
P.S. If you know Weird Al, tell him to send me a t-shirt.