Samuel L. Jackson's next movie is called:
Snakes on a
Let that sink in for a minute. We live in a world where a movie exists
Snakes on a Plane.
Already a message board for the movie has lit up with sheer joy over this
You can sense the buzz just by reading its subject lines...
- 'we just can't figure out why the box office is down...'
My sequel: Snakes on a Boat
Not Possible! Never Would Happen! [by spoilerpunk7]
On the message boards at IMDB.com, SpoilerPunk7 notes that "There are
no damn snakes in Hawaii and even if the bad guy brought them from some
other country or whatever, he still wouldn't have made it onto that plane
because Hawaii is so incredibly
strict about having snakes...."
At which point someone makes the obvious counter-observation.
nitpicking a movie called Snakes On A Plane..."
Catch the mania. ("This is the best thing to happen to cinema since sound.") Catch the
("I came on this plane specifically to get away from snakes yet here they
are! ON A PLANE!")
Catch the message board's heartfelt
in which 50 posters have already participated. ("If you want this movie
to be titled SNAKES ON A PLANE, post here...")
But if you follow one link - just one - you simply must see the
movie poster created specifically for....
on a Plane.